We are a small business, as such prioritize manual “data entry” near the bottom of things to do :-p Slowly, but surely things are added daily!!
Feel free to email email@example.com , if you are looking for something in particular- odds are we got it!
So…sometimes couriers dont work on their days off (shame I know i’ll speak to their manager). Hence your order status showing as “not accepted/updated” yet.
Be calm and chill before keyboard smashing me for an update. Thank you sir/ma’am/tree !
We/I try to get orders out the same day if possible. Forgive me if I’m unable to as I’m just a one man team!
3-5 business days processing time can be expected. At which point tracking information will be sent to your email on file!
Well because, it’s on backorder aka not yet in stock/available to ship 😀 !
It’ll ship as soon as it’s available, if you prefer to cancel just send us an email and we will take care of you!
IF no tracking was ever created/sent(check spam folder and make sure you provide a valid email), whoops ! I’ll get on it!
IF it shows “Delivered,” no.
Contact your USPS and/or make sure you add insurance, otherwise your ability to place orders will be frozen, until you resolve your inability to receive orders.
Social media and 9-1-1 ?
Email firstname.lastname@example.org for the quickest response!
Abso-fckin-lutely! If you are a smart shopper and find a better deal within 30 days, email us email@example.com and we will verify their price shipped and match, if not beat it.
*BlackFriday Sale excluded generally*
If it hasn’t shipped- yes.
Otherwise the difference in savings will be minimal (a few dollars) nothing to beat yourself up over!
Please contact us immediately We Care Department !
We/I do not have one. It’s still just me : D
No, you can not. It’s purposely disabled to avoid fraud.
#BlameNigerianScammers but if you are a known customer, possibly we can discuss such things!
Thanks for understanding!
Flip your card over, dial the toll free #…takes about 1-2 minute conversation to update that info immediately.
**sigh** There is no Safe Space. It’s satire, please dont cry/whine to me lol.